Dads, Toddlers, and the Chicken Dance
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Book Description
Hilarious and helpful book for fathers explains the reality of toddlerhood. Downeys hilarious no-nonsense style makes Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance a refreshingly politically incorrect but informative guide for dads whose babies have metamorphosed into a creature known as toddlerus destructivus.
Get the low-down on all the thrills and chills of raising a toddler, including:
Babysitting Nutrition Common sicknesses Money Lawnmowers Arnold Schwarzenegger Television Bedtime Toddler-proofing your home Speech development Spanking Tantrums Toilet-training Birthday parties Parental sanity Sperm testing Contraception Choosing a preschool Bathtime The chicken dance Vasectomies And, of course, lots of stuff about sex!
About the Author
PETER DOWNEY B.Ed., M.A., J.P., Ed.D., describes himself as outstandingly ordinary. He lives in a red brick house with his wife, his trio of daughters and a rabbit named Chloe, to whom he is allergic (the rabbit, that is, not the kids). He brews his own beer, takes milk in his coffee and often walks to the corner store to buy bread and the paper. He wrote this book because he believes in fatherhood; because he wanted to warn his paternal brothers about the challenges of living with a small child; and because he thinks all other parenting books are lousy. The main reason, however, is so he can claim his vasectomy as a tax deduction. He lives in Australia.
Dads, Toddlers, and the Chicken Dance,Peter Downey,Nik Scott,Fisher Books,1555612423,Care,Child Care/Parenting,Family & Relationships,Family / Parenting / Childbirth,Father and infant,Fatherhood,Life Stages - Infants & Toddlers/General,Life Stages - Infants & Toddlers/Toddlers,Parenting - Fatherhood,Parenting - General,Toddlers,Child care & upbringing
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